“You would, nerd,” Steve says, even as he instinctively claps along as Robin says the jingle, ending with a softly spoken, “the Clapper!”

For a moment he pretends like he didn’t hear the question, and then steps up to set all their clothes on the counter. The salesgirl starts ringing them up and Steve can feel Robin’s stars burning a hole in the side of his head, so he gives her a sideways glance.

“You have a place to stay,” he finally says, trying to sound casual as he digs his wallet out of his jeans. “But it’s kind of an orphanage type situation.”